The best of Black Books
March 22010
the best of season 2 and 3
All copyrighted material to their respective owners. Made for Fun not having a Profit
Duration : 0:6:1
the best of season 2 and 3
All copyrighted material to their respective owners. Made for Fun not having a Profit
Duration : 0:6:1
Hey, remember books? We have one now. We also made our own advertisement. And here it is.
You can get the book on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/Cyanide-Happiness-Kris-Wilson/dp/0061914797/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1260219813&sr=1-1
Or at Barnes & Noble:
http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Cyanide-and-Happiness/Kris-Wilson/e/9780061914799/?itm=1&USRI=cyanide+and+happiness
…and other bookstores (just call the store and ask!)
Duration : 0:1:55
Magician Eric Mead draws on images from science to illustrate two simple magic tricks. Mead says, “Magic isn’t about solving puzzles, it’s about not knowing…and having a little bit of mystery.”
EG is the celebration of the American entertainment industry. Since 1984, Richard Saul Wurman has created extraordinary gatherings about learning and understanding. EG is a rich extension of these ideas – a conference that explores the attitude of understanding in music, film, television, radio, technology, advertising, gaming, interactivity and the web – The Entertainment Gathering
For more than two decades Eric Mead has been bringing his unique vision of mystery entertainment to audiences all over the world. With spontaneous wit and a natural sense of humor, Mead guides you to a realm where reality and illusion collide, and the impossible is made real.
Each performance Mead gives is unique – reflecting his unique point of view and eclectic background. He blends refined sleight of hand with sophisticated psychological techniques to deliver an unforgettable experience of wonder and astonishment. “Certainly there are ideas and laughs in the show, but really I am trying to transmit a very specific feeling to the people in the audience. To experience a deep sense of wonder for a moment, that’s a very special thing.”
In addition to his performing schedule, Mead is an accomplished writer and creator of custom presentations. He has written or contributed to 18 industrial and instructional films. When the Denver Museum of Nature and Science wanted to do a live action exhibit called, Life on Mars, they turned to Eric to create and develop the special effects required.
Mead’s contributions have recently appeared in Penn and Teller’s book, How to Play in Traffic, and Mac King’s book, Tricks With Your Head. Mead co-authored The Art of Astonishment, a three-volume set of books teaching advanced conjuring technique. They have become international bestsellers in the field, and portions have been translated into seven languages. A new book is due out from Hermetic Press in 2006.
Duration : 0:15:31
Teaches you about the bible – Baby got Book
oh my goodness
becky, look at her bible it is so big
she looks like one of those preacher guys girlfriends
but who understands those preacher guys anyway
they only talk to her because she looks like Mother Teresa, okay
i mean look at it, it’s just huge
bleh, it’s gross
she’s just so, righteous
i like big bibles and i cannot lie
you Christian brothers can’t deny
when a girl walks in with a KJV
and a bookmark in proverbs
you get stoked
got her name engraved
so you know that girl is saved
it looks like one of those large ones
with plenty of space in the margins
oh baby,i wanna read withca
cause your bibles got pictures
my minister tried to console me
but that book you got makes me so holy
ooh momma-mia
you say you want koinonia
well, bless me, bless me
and teach me about John Wesley
i saw her praying while i was DJing
she got grace..pretty face
she ain’t goin down to the bad place
i’m tired of heathen guy
sayin they like pocket-size
ask the average Christian to take a look
she’s gotta pack much book
so fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
has your girlfriend got the book (ooh yeah)
well read it (read it) read it (read it) read that holy book
baby got book
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
baby got book
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
i like ‘em leather and bound
it’s 50 pounds
i just can’t understand
how it is some weenie want the bible on CD
she wanna get you saved
Amen! double-up A-men!
i ain’t talkin about a paraphrase
cause Paul wouldn’t use those anyways
like ‘em real thick and red lettered
you can’t find nothin better
southpaw’s in love
bibles that big are unheard of
so i’m sittin here thinkin what if
i find me a girl that shows midriff
you can have those bimbos
i’ll keep those chicks that do devo’s
a word to the Christian sistas
i can’t resisit yall i’ll do God’s time witcha
but i gotta be straight when i say, i wanna pray
till the break of day
baby got it goin on like the wife in proverbs 31
we might get engaged
when we finished readin this page
cus it’s worn, and its torn
and i know this girls reborn
so ladies (yeah) ladies (yeah)
do wanna save people from Hades (yeah)
then red it till the paged fall out
even white preachers gotta shout
baby got book
(thompson chain with big red letters)
baby got book
yeah baby
when it comes to a good book
Stephen Kings resume just can’t compare
39+27= 66 books
and if you’re catholic..there’s even more
so your girlfriend quotes bill hybels
but does she got a big bible
cuz that little thing she’s got won’t start a revival
my bible study don’t want none unless you got book hun
..you can read clancy or grisham
but please don’t lose this book
some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that book’s too old
so they toss it and burn it
and i pull up quick to just learn it
so your girl like paperback? well i ain’t down with that
cuz my girlfriends hot, her bibles rockin
and shes got good doctrine
to the atheist chicks who try to dis
you ain’t it miss priss
give me a Christian, i’m insistin’
and i’ll great her with some holy kissin’
some pervert tried to chase
but he didn’t make it past first base
she’s quick to resist temptation
and she loves a new translation
so ladies who were lost and found
if you want the triple 6 thrown down
dial 1-800-reads-a-lot
and teach and those psalms
baby got book
(NIV with a ribbon bookmark)
baby got book
(thompson chain with big red letters)
bible college knowledge but she still got book
Duration : 0:4:29
http://www.smbc-theater.com
Executive Producers: Marty Weiner, Zach Weiner, James Ashby
Directed by: James Ashby
Starring:
Pitch Man – Jon Brence
Executive – JP Nickel
Duration : 0:2:34
The very definition of irony. Too stupid for words… and I mean that literally.
An uptight Christo-fascist girl and her father in a small town near Conroe, Texas try to get her high school to ban the sci-fi classic “Fahrenheit 451″ for containing “offensive material”.
Do you think they missed the point?
Duration : 0:2:45